Wednesday, June 08, 2005

The Yuneek Alphabet

Tryndee parents suck, and they should all be made to wear the names they make their kids wear. I'm sorry, I just had to say that. Inserting Y's everywhere (would you like y's with that?), misspelling the simplest names, missing the fact that words actually have *meanings* and are not just a collection of sounds...

I was reading the forums over at the Bad Baby Names place, and this is actually a name, apparently:
Abcd: Feminine, pronounced absidee.

Then of course, there are the parents who are paid money by a certain online casino, to name their children goldencasinodotcom. I kid you not.

What are people thining? Naming children is a sacred responsibility, not a joke or a for-laughs game! Ugh!

And don't even get me started on Nevaeh. It's supposed to be "Heaven" backwards, but how the hell do you pronounce it, and can't you just see the joke? "Oh yah, she was "heaven" *snigger snigger*".

At least the namers of Nevaeh, or the majority of them, anyways, don't claim that their names are "yuneek".

2 comments:

Tickles_Tapeworm said...

I went to school with someone named Abcd. It was a guy though. Pronounced the same way too. Since he was foreign to the US, I had always assumed that it was because his parents didn't speak English.

dorna! said...

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